stevenherman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Billy Exorcist]

wow...

I wanted to check whom vVolet-aim had above me.

You? haha! right.

haha, wrong.

My bad.

This is more than somewhat great.

It's flat out gret.

Check out my bob hope movie coming out in the next few moutns!

PS- rilly amazing job. relly gooood!

BADMAN responds:

Boy, if you think that's good... you should check out my "Kissing a Fool". This was the first ever flash for me... If you look close you can see me learning a new trick with each scene. Glad to see someone else is cashing in on the Flash world, but one word of advice... Don't let the teenagers who review your work wind you up. Sometimes the best response is no response. We woudn't want to seem ancient and bitter now would we?! Speaking as an ancient one myself ;) All the best-

[-TheMurderer-]

great movie

Applause. The end. Crowd goes home happy.

No more e-mails K, eddie?

sheesh!

[-ClayMusicVideo-]

dont get carried away.

I got an e-mail from that little freak, your former tormenter, eddie.

He asked that I give you tens and a good review where ever he gave you a shitty review as yuor lead review.

Since he has me as favorite artist, I complied.

[-The Pan-]

When I saw the sticks...

I said to myself...Oy vay! I was about to close the window.

Big mistake.

I'm on the way to the gym in a few momnets so I don't have the time for a very detailed review.

Smashing work. Great. You know you could do flash for a living and make a lot of money at it.

just great. Great great great.

No shit.

[Foamy's Rant : Foamy The Squirrel]

Superb!

There are many (actually, not many) people on this site who can draw but really don't have a well developed sense of design or color.

Not you.

You are great. (allah, allah, salami, baloney)

The writing in this is fantastic and the voice acting-if that's really you- is phenominal.

My only bit of advice is that when you record the voices- try to do them in an exaggeratedly slow manner this way when you speed them up they'll be more legible. (I know it seems like a "duh" but maybe it will help.)

You really have your craft honed, you should be proud.

Me, I'm just jelous.

P.S. pardon the spilling it's late in the evening and I've been hitting the wine *hic*

[Banana]

Great.

I believe the song is "banana dance" by manny valez.

your welcome.

[_gRet sWaMi eDDiE bALiN!]

eddie, you've outdone yourself...Agian!!!

eddie you've raised the bar with this one!!!

Keep up the great work!!!

eddiebalin responds:

I think you like me movies so much becase you are gay or maybe you have gud tast.

LOL

my dick has the good taste

[Cat! & Mouse]

sick sick sick!!!

I like sick and I liked this only the scenes where it went entirely black didn't work and I got a sick feeling i my stomache that you are actaully a sadistic fuck. Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you, but it just made ame a bit queesy.

the beatle song at the end was perfect though.

Very good effort for an amatuar but don't try doing this for a living (unless you want to live below the poverty line)

Ahhhhh, ignore me, this was better than about 95% of the stuff on this site (but that isn't saying much, now is it?)

[Adam's "In the Park"]

Movie by Ress_Cor:0

I don't mind long winded reviews by people who are good flash artists nor do I mind long winded reviews by losers like Ress_Cor who are either too lazy or too untalented to do flash.

What I do mind is when a no-flash-flash-doing-long-winded-review-giving motherf*cker gives a perfectly good flash movie a shit score.

The black and white drawings had style to spare and the sound design was was sparce but effective.

The peice was short and sweet with a nice sick plot. Good work.

How did that previous reviewer not get the piont? It really irritates me.

PS I really think this deserved an 8 but Im giving it a ten to cancel out the previous review.

PS Me opinion counts way more than anyone elses due to the fact I'm one of the best artists on Newgrounds *not modest*

[Fuck Off, Gates!]

could be a three

If you wrote the joke yourself and are not a professional artist or graphic designer (lord I hope not!) then I give you an 8 bordering on a nine for this.

Rilly good original voices.

(but don't try to top my original voices on "ghetto ghilligan" and "staying alive" though)

If you just animated to a joke you heard and are a professional, you get a three.

However, if you animated to a joke you heard, yet are not a profess...

(Hold on!!! Ineed to get a life!!!)

djfutile responds:

I think I know what you are trying to say... wait lemme read it again, okay yes I think I do. You're saying it's good that I am not a prefessional Flash animator who took a joke from a magazine and animated it (fairly decently)? Oh well whatever, thanks for the review... BTW your voices in Stayin Alive? are in fact great, and so was the movie idea! Hilarious! You should check out my other Flash.