stevenherman's Reviews

[Seda' Club]

Great job, muthafukka.

Awesome. Professional. Funny. 'Nuff sed.

(BTW, you should check out my ghetto ghilligan's island)

[The George Bush Show 2]

ho ho ho Kerry Christmas

This is the time of year I hear liberals bitch and moan about how Christmas--or the holiday season, as they put it--begins too early. In fact, I’ve heard them say Christmas starts anywhere from one to three months too early. This year, however,I believe that the libs may be on to something.

Speaking as a card carrying member (platinum) of the RNC, I contend that for conservatives, it’s been Christmas for the last 12 months.Yes, 2004 has been one big fat Christmas for us. Perhaps even a huge obese Christmas. Time to look at our presents.

Florida give us a few thoughtful gifts. We all recall President Bush winning the sunshine state the first time around. He won a recount and won a subsequent second recount. When the New York Slimes and the Washington comPost--no friends of the Bush administration--conducted their own recount, Bush won yet again. Two years later, in what many political pundits considered a referendum on whether Bush won in 2000, his brother Jeb took the Florida gubernatorial race in a landslide and Floridians elected Republican Catherine Harris to congress (Ouch! That’s gotta’ hurt!). In 2004 President Bush won Florida for the umptieth time. The silence from the left was deafening. Florida and silence from the left. Thoughtful gifts indeed.

We replaced a few democrat grinches with republican elves in congress. Most notably, head grinch, Tom Daschle.

In California, another gift. The most populous blue state in America terminated Gray Davis (hasta la vista, baby) and voted in republican Arnold Schwarzeneggerr. Now California is the same color as Santa’s suit. ho ho ho!

Dan Rather gave us the gift of seeing him choke back tears as the final election results rolled in, which in turn brought tears to our own eyes as well, tears of joy. Witnessing his odd, erratic career forever tainted over the forged document scandal was sheer elation; and now we have the supreme pleasure of watching him resign in disgrace. Thank you, Dan Rather, the gift that keeps on giving.

Let’s not forget the disgraceful resignation of light-in-the-loafers New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey over his sordid (homo)sexual harassment scandal. Thank you, Jim, we always knew gay men had fabulous taste in gifts.

Former impeached president, convicted purgerer, admitted adulterer, serial groper, draft dodger and dress-stainer extraordinaire, Bill Cliton [sic} had major heart surgery and may be one step closer to that big impeachment hearing in the sky; much to the chagrin of muslim terrorists everywhere who fear the 72 virgins waiting for them will no longer be so virginal after ol’ Bill gets through with ‘em.

And finally, the greatest gift of all, a possible mass migration of liberals to Canada; oh Canada! A country with a long and inglorious history of welcoming cowardly American military deserters with open arms. They even proposed building a monument to them. How touching. With a little luck libs may even continue their flight northward until they reach the North Pole, especially the gay activists among them, who simply adore anything associated with poles (For god’s sake, Santa! Hide the elves! Hide the elves!). Actually, that may not be such a good idea after all, as wishing such a horrible fate upon poor Santa would certainly not be in Christmas spirit. And speaking of the Christmas spirit, I want all of you liberal losers out there to know that I am affixing a little mistletoe directly above my republican ass. So, for just one day, get into the spirit of the Christmas and pucker up. Ho ,ho, ho!

[PureCarnage]

Nice work.

One of your sketches at the beginning of this flash looked just like Kathy haggerty (kathyhaggerty dot com)!

She used to be my secretary at Saatchi and Saatchi advertising about a million years ago.

Cool!

You are arguably one of the most talented flashers on this site (along with me, of course).

Hey, I'm working on a flash called "the legion of stereotypes" which is about a team of superheros (like the x-men etc.) who are all stereotypes (duh) I.E. Blackman, gayman, jewman (I could use me for the model) and blond woman.

I really want to use your opening music for the opening music of "The legion of Stereotypes". My drawing (of lack of) style is nothing like yours and my plot is nothing like anything you've ever done (other than it will get a lot of zeros and tens in the reviews).

I can give you an “opening theme music inspired by” credit and a link if you want.

I'm going to use it anyway, mind you, I'd just like your blessing on it.

P.S. You are now on my teeny tiny favorite artists list.

P.P.S. I didn’t write the review to your “vagina” movie, my wife did.

PureCarnage responds:

Stevenherman, thanks for the review, did you listen to the stasis.mp3? This song is from Zakas, and I am sure he woudn't mind as long as you credit him and link to his CD as I did in mine.

Zakas is mad talent to, he's working on a song for this cartoon. Can't wait to hear it.

[Bubbles]

perfect.

Ignore the typos on my other review, as I wasn't wearing my contacts and had had a bit too much vino.

PS, check out my flash I'd love to know what you think.

Good work, as always.

[Ghost Motel 5]

Actually, magenta, not "pink".

I liked that you made the car magenta it helped it to stand out from the background and was crisp and clean graphically. (How about the use of magenta in the tiki bar scene from "Kissing a fool?" Wow! )

Keep up the good work.

Look for some new work from me (about time, huh?) coming atcha’ in about two months:

"On the road to hell with Bob hope"

Mean. Very mean. And...

"Midgetgasm Machine"

Weird. Very weird.

I'm off to South Beach Miami, for the week, so again, keep up the good work.

Adios amiga,

Herm

Violet-AIM responds:

Wow. It sure has been a long time since I've seen a flash from you. I just re-watched ghetto gilligan island, just to refresh my memory, and it's just as funny as ever!! At the end of gilligan, it says "to be continued", were you planning on continuing it someday? Cause we never get to see who's at the door. Anyways, I'm glad to hear you're planning on making more flash now... both titles sound good, can't wait to see 'em both.

[Mensa Man]

Ah! the old Cut and paste!

Eddie e-mailed me and asked me to write this for him.

He forgot to put his name at the end. Lol!

It would take about two and a half Eddies to make a mensan.

P.S. Sorry, eddie.

P.P.S.You should check out his flashes they’re very demented and quite funny.

TheOtherTruth responds:

Thank you for your review.

STEVEN, apologize to Eddie, I thought it was you!

And thank you for the positive comment on this one.

Anyways, LET'S JUST PLAY NICE.

CLEARLY, we are from different sides of the political fence.

I will respect that you are conservative, which in eyes means confused :). As long as you want to respect that I am moderate!

No, really, I am.

I was very offended at your first review, but I certainly was appreciative of the Jeopardy review.

I don't expect people to agree with me, I just don't want to read a review that says "no, better ;yet, die!"

It is just hateful!

I'll keep it clean if you do.

-Chris