All 68 movie Reviews

Seda' Club Seda' Club

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great job, muthafukka.

Awesome. Professional. Funny. 'Nuff sed.

(BTW, you should check out my ghetto ghilligan's island)

The George Bush Show 2 The George Bush Show 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ho ho ho Kerry Christmas

This is the time of year I hear liberals bitch and moan about how Christmas--or the holiday season, as they put it--begins too early. In fact, I’ve heard them say Christmas starts anywhere from one to three months too early. This year, however,I believe that the libs may be on to something.

Speaking as a card carrying member (platinum) of the RNC, I contend that for conservatives, it’s been Christmas for the last 12 months.Yes, 2004 has been one big fat Christmas for us. Perhaps even a huge obese Christmas. Time to look at our presents.

Florida give us a few thoughtful gifts. We all recall President Bush winning the sunshine state the first time around. He won a recount and won a subsequent second recount. When the New York Slimes and the Washington comPost--no friends of the Bush administration--conducted their own recount, Bush won yet again. Two years later, in what many political pundits considered a referendum on whether Bush won in 2000, his brother Jeb took the Florida gubernatorial race in a landslide and Floridians elected Republican Catherine Harris to congress (Ouch! That’s gotta’ hurt!). In 2004 President Bush won Florida for the umptieth time. The silence from the left was deafening. Florida and silence from the left. Thoughtful gifts indeed.

We replaced a few democrat grinches with republican elves in congress. Most notably, head grinch, Tom Daschle.

In California, another gift. The most populous blue state in America terminated Gray Davis (hasta la vista, baby) and voted in republican Arnold Schwarzeneggerr. Now California is the same color as Santa’s suit. ho ho ho!

Dan Rather gave us the gift of seeing him choke back tears as the final election results rolled in, which in turn brought tears to our own eyes as well, tears of joy. Witnessing his odd, erratic career forever tainted over the forged document scandal was sheer elation; and now we have the supreme pleasure of watching him resign in disgrace. Thank you, Dan Rather, the gift that keeps on giving.

Let’s not forget the disgraceful resignation of light-in-the-loafers New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey over his sordid (homo)sexual harassment scandal. Thank you, Jim, we always knew gay men had fabulous taste in gifts.

Former impeached president, convicted purgerer, admitted adulterer, serial groper, draft dodger and dress-stainer extraordinaire, Bill Cliton [sic} had major heart surgery and may be one step closer to that big impeachment hearing in the sky; much to the chagrin of muslim terrorists everywhere who fear the 72 virgins waiting for them will no longer be so virginal after ol’ Bill gets through with ‘em.

And finally, the greatest gift of all, a possible mass migration of liberals to Canada; oh Canada! A country with a long and inglorious history of welcoming cowardly American military deserters with open arms. They even proposed building a monument to them. How touching. With a little luck libs may even continue their flight northward until they reach the North Pole, especially the gay activists among them, who simply adore anything associated with poles (For god’s sake, Santa! Hide the elves! Hide the elves!). Actually, that may not be such a good idea after all, as wishing such a horrible fate upon poor Santa would certainly not be in Christmas spirit. And speaking of the Christmas spirit, I want all of you liberal losers out there to know that I am affixing a little mistletoe directly above my republican ass. So, for just one day, get into the spirit of the Christmas and pucker up. Ho ,ho, ho!

PureCarnage PureCarnage

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Nice work.

One of your sketches at the beginning of this flash looked just like Kathy haggerty (kathyhaggerty dot com)!

She used to be my secretary at Saatchi and Saatchi advertising about a million years ago.


You are arguably one of the most talented flashers on this site (along with me, of course).

Hey, I'm working on a flash called "the legion of stereotypes" which is about a team of superheros (like the x-men etc.) who are all stereotypes (duh) I.E. Blackman, gayman, jewman (I could use me for the model) and blond woman.

I really want to use your opening music for the opening music of "The legion of Stereotypes". My drawing (of lack of) style is nothing like yours and my plot is nothing like anything you've ever done (other than it will get a lot of zeros and tens in the reviews).

I can give you an “opening theme music inspired by” credit and a link if you want.

I'm going to use it anyway, mind you, I'd just like your blessing on it.

P.S. You are now on my teeny tiny favorite artists list.

P.P.S. I didn’t write the review to your “vagina” movie, my wife did.

PureCarnage responds:

Stevenherman, thanks for the review, did you listen to the stasis.mp3? This song is from Zakas, and I am sure he woudn't mind as long as you credit him and link to his CD as I did in mine.

Zakas is mad talent to, he's working on a song for this cartoon. Can't wait to hear it.

The retard The retard

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


This is what newgrounds is all about.

Keep up the good work!

Mr. White Mr. White

Rated 3 / 5 stars


The name of the song is "popcorn" and the group is "hot butter".

You can get it on "superhits of the 70's have a nice day Vol. 9" on amazon or rhino's website.

The album also has "the edgar winter group's" "frankenstien" and "rock and roll Pt. 2". two good pieces of music for flashes. And "brandy". It's way cool.

BTW you're welcome.

Heaven VS Hell Heaven VS Hell

Rated 5 / 5 stars

NG's best animater...

does it again

PICONJO: Count Frogcula PICONJO: Count Frogcula

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You have a lot of white blood cells

Sick and halarious!

More more!

Sickey Mouse Sickey Mouse

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I can't remember...

the last time I had to giv e movie all tens.

Oh, that's right, now.

Great work.

I hope you'll like my flash as much as I loved yours.

Great work, kiddo.

The Shinobi 1 The Shinobi 1

Rated 4 / 5 stars

great (for a stick movie)

But you shouldn't say that jake is ugly when I looked at your profile and you're pretty damn ugly yourself.

Good work but look in the mirror sometime.

solidblur responds:

Hey, David Hasselhoff, fancy seeing you here. Although if my dick was that small I wouldn't draw attention to myself or my profile. (ops, where did that come from?)

Anyway, David, since you're starting to really age (in terms og AGE ofcourse, mentally you are still an NG-squirt) I'm guessing that a new pair of glasses is in order(not to mention pants and a cup). Meet me when everything has been taken care of, and I'll bring a jackhammer so I can get your lusty lips off my young and fresh face. Cause I'd rather have my model-girlfriend hanging out there.

Cheers, senior!

Limp Bizkit feat. Eskimo Limp Bizkit feat. Eskimo

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ahhh those computer nerds.

They love to throw the term "LOL" around, when probably about .0001% of the time they're actually laughing out loud.

The last scene of this mad me laugh out loud (actually, chuckle out loud).

Superb graphic and great animation.

Good solid professional work.