stevenherman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mobile Dj]

that was just plain silly

you get extra pionts for being an old fart like me.

SILLLLLYYYYY!!!!!!!

[Howard Dean Alarm System]

TheOtherTruth

I agree with "theOtherTruth”. I find the use of the word "gay" to describe anything to be “grossly offensive and ignorant” (except ,of course, when describing light-heartedness or mirth).

Please refrain from future use of said appellation and instead use "fairy", "faggot" or perhaps "aids-ridden butt-slammer".

I hope I don’t come off as being overly dictatorial, I mean, I could even live with “limp-wristed pansy”; but, again, the term “gay” is “grossly offensive and ignorant” -to both myself and TheOtherTruth and about 7 or 8 other people in the word.

Although, in some capacity, I do agree that the good doctor’s scream is, in fact, gay.

If someone had rammed a large object up my rectum, I’m sure I’d emit a screech quite similar to that of good ol’ Howie (...Howlie?).

Nevertheless, good work.

[Bush Bash 9]

I have to challenge you on this.

You stated that I am “technically” superior to you as a “flashist”.

“technically”?

I think that you may want to correct your verbiage.

Don’t you think “artistically” superior would be a better choice of words?

After all, I am a top 50 rated flash “artist” on this site and you’re..Well...You.

My work may not be “politically” correct, but as we ALL know, that has nothing to do with being “artistically” correct (Holey guacamole, I coined a new phrase!).

Keep on practicing, lay off the obsessive-compulsive George Bush bashing (as if) and...Who knows? Maybe one day you’ll be as good as me (As if. Again).

P.S. Please don’t hold your breath, I don’t want to be responsible for your death.

P.P.S. If your teeny, tiny, little mind can look past the content, you might want to watch my latest submission: “On the Road to Hell with Bob Hope” as a tutorial. Look and learn, my son.

P.P.P.S. In the words of “Moe” Howard Dean “waaaaaaaahooooooo”! (Is that a word?)

TheOtherTruth responds:

Thank you for your review.

I also will challenge you. I know that you are big on numbers and syntax, so I will approach this as such.

"Technically" is being used correctly in the context of my statement as the word in and of itself expresses a technical expertise of some sort. In this case, both form (the art) and function. So,in fact, my use of the word is not only germane, but all encompassing.

As far as rank, I don't aspire to be top 50. It is just a number....which brings me to the "teeny, tiny little mind" reference. At 140 IQ (just another number), and I am sure you recall that, I can overlook that comment. Or, were you using it in the more nebulous sense of "small mindedness?"

Additionally, it does seem a bit awkward to refer to somebody 4 years younger than you as "son". OK, maybe I took that literally, but c'mon.

I will take a look at your work once I have finished my current project.

[Hospital Humor]

you bastard

it should happen to you one day, you bastard,
you! But funny, funny, funny. I don't know why I think so. It should happen to me one day I guess.

[Amelia Earhart]

Great work, as usual.

I would really apreciate it if you saw my latest entry "On the Road to Hell with Bob Hope" and weighed in on it.

Also, you used a sound bite in this that's key to the plot of "hope" , but I wrote and storyboarded my flash MONTHS before this came out. (scout's honor)

For pure drawing ability, you are definately the best illustrater on newgrounds, possibly even the whole internet, I KNOW because I am an art director ( I can give things a "look" but don't draw too well-I'm more of a designer than an illustrater) but I know (and hire) talent when I see it.

The fact that you can concieve and draw so well and not crack the top 50 of artists (based on votes by brain-addled 15 year olds- instead of actually ability) helps me to take my (many) bad reviews with a grain of salt.

So watch my movie and tell me what you think-even if it's not too favorable.

P.S. One more time. I'm not an "illustrater" per say so go a little easy on the drawings.

BADMAN responds:

Wow dude. Thanks alot. I'll check it out right now... and feel free to 'hire' me anytime....

[Retarded Animal Babies 6]

One thumb up the ass

may be a new technique that anyone wanting to do something great on newgrounds may want to try after seeing this.